Disney released the first picture of Liu Yifei as the title role in their live-action Mulan movie, which doesn’t come out until 2020. Disney’s live-action Mulan isn’t going to be much of a musical, there might not be an Eddie Murphy-voiced talking dragon, and bisexual icon Li Shang isn’t going to be in it. So because of that, I’ve got a finger up like Mulan in that first picture, but I’ve just got my middle finger up at Disney for robbing us of the sight of Li Shang’s live-action nipples – Just Jared

Zac Efron won Choice Drama Movie Actor at the Teen Choice Awards, to which the teens probably said, “Who’s that grandpa?!” – Lainey Gossip

The Meg, which sadly isn’t a Meg Ryan biopic, won the weekend’s box office, because people love sharks and a topless Jason Statham – Pajiba

Noah Cyrus, seen here giving me baby Detox in the face, seemed really excited to be at the Teen Choice Awards – Celebitchy

The porn parody of The Strangers looks even more weird than the original – (NSFWish) Drunken Stepfather

In completely OMGSHOCKING news, the split between Danielle Staub and her husband of five seconds has gotten messier – Reality Tea

Even Billy Corgan’s pussy looks shocked about him being on the cover of a local cat magazine again – OMG Blog

Jack Whitehall, who is straight, is playing a campy gay character in Disney’s The Jungle Cruise, and people aren’t having it. Having been on that ride many times, why do I have a feeling that the campy gay character is the safari dude who almost gets butt fucked by a rhino? – Towleroad

It’s the little things in life that lift me up, like seeing Emily RideAJetSki riding a jet ski again – Hollywood Tuna

NO to Vanessa Hudgens’ 90s granny glasses – Popoholic

Tootie, Natalie, and Sue Ann from Facts of Life reunited to remember Mrs. Garrett – SOW

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