For once in “Open Post” animal battle history, the two competitors seem almost evenly matched. YouTube channel CatersClips brings us the epic battle between Pebbles the brave kid goat and Henny Penny the ornery chicken. This all went down on their owner James Vander Meide’s vineyard in McMinnville, Oregon. Pebbles has the four legs and teeth advantage, but Henny makes up for it in sheer viciousness accompanied by a razor-sharp beak. Henny doesn’t care that Pebbles has multiple limbs with which to trample her. The only thing madder than a wet hen is a dry one that’s been challenged by some uppity goat.

Can you guess the victor of this latest war-torn barnyard battle?

Rising up on her hind legs, Pebbles tries to intimidate the poultry pest but is ultimately chased off.

Whoever wrote that YouTube caption better watch their ass. Henny Penny isn’t going to like some stupid human describing her as a “pest.” They’re going to close their laptop some night and, in horror movie fashion, Henny is going to have been crouched there behind it on the table ready to beak them to death.

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